What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.