Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Pothole Jokes More Pothole Jokes

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.