What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

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What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

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What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.