What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking