What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.