How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

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How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.