What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

How do you blind fold an asian?

You put floss over their eyes!