What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

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What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

A: Boxing

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

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What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.