What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

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How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

How do you blind fold an asian?

You put floss over their eyes!