What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do you call a spelling mistake on a map?

A topographical error.

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What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute?

Whoreigami

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath