Jupiter Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

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How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?

Miniature golf!

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)