Jupiter Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?

Miniature golf!

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.