Jupiter Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Miniature Golf Jokes More Miniature Golf Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?

Miniature golf!