What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

a Fartender

Yoga Instructor Jokes More Yoga Instructor Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!