What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.