What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.