you turn me on"
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
A. The remote control slips from his hand.