What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.