What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.