Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!