Chauffeur Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

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What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

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What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

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Because he was spaced out.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver