Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.