Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.