Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghosted.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.