What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.