What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.