What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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r/explainlikeimfive

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.