What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.