What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.