Look a squirrel!
He looks for the punchline
I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
None. They prefer to cry in the dark.