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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

Reincarnate Jokes More Reincarnate Jokes

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Vike Jokes More Vike Jokes

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again