How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."