100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
Toucan
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
Baguette and tag it.
French press. (Too soon?)
11 Because it has another 1
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes
A little get together.
100% abracadabra