What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch