What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"