Ouch Jokes

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

German Word Jokes More German Word Jokes

What do you call the German word for Vaseline?

Derweinerslider

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz