What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !