What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.