How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)