How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to