Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.