Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D