Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.