Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.