What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Cortana Jokes More Cortana Jokes

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)