The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
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Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
Because 7 8 9.
Because he plays with Pooh.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
When he's a billionaire.
One. Men can be Feminists, too.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
He was made out of Plato
Popalottapus
Gummy Bear
A saison premiere!