Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

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Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub