Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

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Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan