Cortana Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Hobbyte Jokes More Hobbyte Jokes

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear