What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face