What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

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How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror