What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

What's the best name for a cigarette company?

TOBA Co

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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)