Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no body and a nose ?

Nobody knows!

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.