Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.