How do you make a Chihauhau cross?

Leave it alone with a horny Beagle for 5 minutes.

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What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.