What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....