What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Marry Woman Jokes More Marry Woman Jokes

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.