What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.