Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it