What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious