An eggsy-stench-alist.
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)
Cat Farts...
When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
Apetheism
Because it's full of bad yolks.