Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

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Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.