Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

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What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!