What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang