What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.