What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.