Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Where can you find the strongest tea?

Cliffsides (because it's so steep).

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

What do you call the mercury mine?

Hg wells

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How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet