Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What do you call the mercury mine?

Hg wells

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.