How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

Previous Random Joke Next

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Solar System Jokes More Solar System Jokes

How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.