Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Cheesus Jokes More Cheesus Jokes

Who do mice worship?

Cheesus. :)

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!