Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

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Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What do you call a person with a nose but no body?

Nobody knows

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Dorito Jokes More Dorito Jokes

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.