What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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Who do mice worship?

Cheesus. :)

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus