What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What else?

You've walked out of wife"

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded