What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

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I'll be back in a jiffy

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Nothing... They've never met

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I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded