I'll beheading out now.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Hang on a minute."
Decap
He always leaves you hanging
By watching the noose.
The answer may shock you.
Shock-top
A nun with a spear through her head.
Because it goes right out of your head.
French press
Pilatte
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.
What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
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You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Life eventually ends.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!