Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Where do Orcish cows go to hang out?

Moooooooo*rdor.

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging