Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap