What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.