What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

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Sacrilegious.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks