What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

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How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.