What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

Guinness Jokes More Guinness Jokes

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)