None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
None, because they can't change anything.
Who's asking
A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
A flat mate.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
None, they would rather keep you in the dark!
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Yeah... Lets blame Sony.
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
He has a cigarette!
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.